I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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