is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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