every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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