I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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