what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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