Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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