Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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