For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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