is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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