in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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