Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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