I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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