You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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