They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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