After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
