Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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