I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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