when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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