Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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