Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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