Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
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Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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