How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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