I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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