Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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