It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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