i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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