She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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