you're like a bully in the Christmas story
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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