Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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