We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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