The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
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