She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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