I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
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Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I AM VODKA MAN
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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