he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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