Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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