Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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