Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
Randomize
