just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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