we have officially lost it.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I am spending my child support on dildos
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I have tasted many bathrooms
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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