i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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