would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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