i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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