You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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