they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
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Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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