I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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