I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
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