were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
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