you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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