dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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