i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
