the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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