I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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