just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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