I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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