He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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