my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
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I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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